- Magnus Merriman: My friend and I were discussing a literary problem, and literature, if you take it seriously, is a great breeder of quarrels.
- Policeman: The constable says you were using very filthy language.
- Magnus Merriman: I was quoting Shakespeare.
Gemma Correll, on Tumblr
THIS MADE MY DAY.
WAHT THE FUCK I’M CRYING
AHAHAHAHAHHAHA oh my god wut
WHAT IS THIS I AM DYEEEEEEN.
i am laughing hysterically and i cannot stop you guys ohhhhmygoddddd
What? You thought we could resist a Gatsby-licious cartoon?
Steve Martin’s Facebook and Twitter pages are funnier than most tv comedies.